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you eat, you're fat. you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic. 
you don't drink, you're a pussy. you read, you're a nerd. you don't read, you're stupid. 
you tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. you don't tell a secret, 
you're still attention seeking. you let someone in, you're easy. 
you don't let someone in, you're too uptight. you smoke, you think you're cool. 
you don't smoke, you're a loser. you've had sex, you're a slut. you haven't had sex, 
you're a frigid little bitch. you wear make up, you're a slut. you don't wear make up, 
you're ugly. you can't please anyone. ever.